Monday, December 27, 2004

Lord of the key 5
As soon as i noticed that i have fallen into a trap, i quickly took out my key. I shook it many times trying to get it to ignite into a saber and whoop their ninja butts, but it didn't come out. I got so frustrated that i just through it towards the floor. Instead of just being a regular key and fall to the ground, the key glowed and sliced through the bus and flew back into my hand. It took me a while to comprehend what just happened. I realized that I have just found a new action for the key, a lazer boomerang. Without a second thought I started throwing the key at ninjas and beat them up pretty badly. One by one, the defeated ninjas disapeared into thin air. Even though I was the winner, I was still the loser. I have just realized that I have no driver to take me to the mountain and i am lost.
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Monday, August 9, 2004

Lord of the Key
Lord of the key 4

After I read this article about the evil janitors and the treasure. I knew it was up to me, to destroy this evil and the key and get the treasure. But, before I can go any where I have to find out where I'm going. I continued to search through the other articles for any clues that might help me. There it was, at the bottom of the site showed the location of the sacred boiler room. It is located in the top of MOUNT JAN. I printed out the map, packed my equipment, food and wrote a good bye note to my family and I set off to MOUNT JAN. After walking for a few hours, i thought to myself, how stupid I am, I'll just take the bus. After some time I found a mysterious looking bus and told the driver where I was going. The bus gave me the jibi wibis. First of all, the bus was black, second, the driver didn't look at me, and third, none of the passangers looked at me and everybody was wearing ninja suits. Then it hit me, these people looked like the evil ninja janitors.
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Wednesday, July 28, 2004

Lord of the KEY
Lord of the key 3

After I totally wiped every ninja out with my key saber, I decided to devote the rest of my summer to researching about this mysterious key of the boiler room and the YANITORS. The next day, I went to the library to use their internet to see if there is some kind of legend about the key. I got about 3,000 hits about the key, but most of them were useless. Lots of them were ads there were also a lot of "Key to winning someones heart" but then on the 3,000th link, I found the key to the secrets of this object. It was a webpage on myths by this wierd guy called THE GUY. According to that webpage, somewhere in the world, there is a boiler room (this guy makes it sound like were stupid). And in this perticular boiler room, there is a sacred treasure (now were getting somewhere). THE GUY also said that the door can not be broken or unlocked without the key (so thats why the YANITORS are after this key). Then, I found out that the key is also very sacred, in the wrong hands it's mysterious powers can be used to destroy the world. What really explained a lot is the paragraph about the YANITORS. It is said that the YANITORS are a secret organization of ninja janitors (that explains the wierd weapons). There are four types of ninja janitors, wariors, elites, assasins, and the leader itself, known as the YANITOR.

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